Top Ten Reasons I was Run Over
on the Information Highway
by Jennifer Harrison
Reason #10 My engine doesn't run on low-octane fuel and I'm out of coffee.
Reason #9 I violated the rules of the road and was sent to remedial browsing school.
Reason #8 My brakes failed and I ran into a pile-up of run-on sentences.
Reason #7 I was driving too fast and I was pulled-over by the grammar police.
Reason #6 I was driving too slow and I was timed-out waiting for a response.
Reason #5 Someone thought I was too whimsical and I was told to "get serious."
Reason #4 I was accused of taking myself too seriously and I was told to "lighten up."
Reason #3 I downloaded a virus and now I have a nasty hack in my stack.
Reason #2 I joined an overheated discussion and lost control of my keyboard.
Reason #1 Someone thought I was rude and I was flamed!
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